Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions. Covering for a colleague taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious panel which only component is a red button. And since you’ve clearly been instructed not to touch anything, the only thing you want to do now is pushing the damn button. Push it and expect to be held liable for any unintended aftermath. And there will be many. FEATURES - 25 devious enigmas - Singular pixel art - Atmospheric chiptune soundtrack - Touch screen optimized gameplay REVIEWS "[...] some of the puzzles are so fiendish and abstract that I'm sure I'll be spending days if not weeks getting fully to the bottom of Please, Don't Touch Anything" - TouchArcade - Game of the Week "If you're a fan of puzzle games and pushing things that you shouldn't, then Please, Don't Touch Anything will be an unlikely boost to your serotonin levels." - PocketGamer - 8/10 Note: fully compatible with older devices (iPhone 4 and later + iPad 2 and later) Follow BulkyPix on Twitter: @bulkypix Like us on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Bulkypix Visit our website: https://bulkypix.com/
FIX CITY BOOM
This game is designed to be completed relatively quickly. I spent maybe 3 hours total on the 23 puzzles and I have spent at least double that on the city boom mini game alone. It is entirely luck if the button is responsive enough to beat it and I am done trying. Every other puzzle was clever and fun but city boom is not clever or fun. It is broken. Even if it did work it would not belong in this game. Devs please fix it or just remove it, it has ruined this game for me and many others.
United StatesCity boom is near impossible on a phone
The game fantastic overall but the mini game “city boom” is near impossible and it seems like it would should be easy for the dev to fix. Playing this game on PC is so much easier. Some ideas for city boom: - make the red button’s response area larger when city boom is active - slow the plane down slightly - allow zoom during city boom I beat city boom on my first try with a mouse. It shouldn’t be this hard on a touch screen and seems like it would be low effort to fix. Other than that, this is a very clever puzzle game.
United StatesCity boom is literally nearly impossible
I've tried like 100+ times and i still cant do it
United StatesCity boom
When I get overly angry or upset I tend to push my arm into my teeth, or “bite” myself, and after what felt like 500 failed attempts at the city boom mini game, I was left with a red arm and sore head. The button isn’t big enough or responsive enough, when trying to click the button you can spam, making the game almost impossible to beat on iOS during the end. This means that you can’t even finish all the endings, because you need the 24 to get the last one, and without city boom you can solve another one, but other then that mini game, the game is great and the puzzles are really tricky.
United StatesBetter on desktop
It’s been years and the button still barely works. It’s genuinely a great game but it's better to just play it on desktop.
United StatesFun game but not on the phone
This is not optimized for the iPhone. There are a few puzzles that require quick button presses and it doesn’t respond to quick button presses. The phone also gets hot and drains the battery. I love the idea of the game and trying to figure out the puzzles, and I thought it would be a fun way to pass the time in waiting rooms or the DMV. But I can only do a handful of things before I need to stop.
United StatesImagine trying to tie your shoes with chopsticks
Imagine trying to tie your shoes with chopsticks. Quite an infuriating task if you had to imagine, right? It seems like a useless endeavor, but it wouldn’t be if you had chopsticks for hands. Of course, why would anyone have chopsticks for hands? I don’t know. Why is the hit box for the red button half of the button’s actual size? I managed to beat the minigame, but it makes Bennett Foddy look like a Ghandi figure, trying to bring peace and prosperity instead of anger and rage. Still don’t get how infuriating it is? Imagine trying to tie your shoes with chopsticks.
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This app has been updated by Apple to use the latest Apple signing certificate. Dear players, This version fixes a bug preventing one of the ending from triggering. The "City Bomb" mini-game has also been made slighly easier. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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