The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge. So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven! "Playing in local multiplayer mode made me laugh more in five minutes than most games manage over an entire campaign." - Oscar Dayus, Pocket Gamer - "Oh... Sir!' is our favorite insult-em-up" - Aaron Souppouris, Engadget - "Obviously, this game is getting my highest recommendation, and I expect to see it on a few end of year lists" - Pockettactics Game Features: Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode:Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU Real-Life Friends Mode: Duel against your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer 5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult bits” 4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!
i like the game and all but one problem
this game’s great and i like it but when i did 57 damage online i didn’t get serious sam please fix this if you still work on the game!
Please add game controller support
Please add game controller support
Oh sir
This conversion admires pictures of your mother you commoner! -Sir knight Also the game is good.
Lost all audio
Forced to update last time I opened the app and now there is no audio. Can’t get it back. Please fix this.
This game is awesome
I watched Jacksepticeye play this in his series and I loved the game immediately. When I saw it on the App Store, I bought it as fast as I could. I’ve only played it a little bit, but have loved it for the short time that I’ve had it
It’s ok.
Hello! I downloaded this game after watching a YouTuber play it, and I do enjoy it. There is a major glitch though. The online player is wrong. It is meant to be local player. You have to be on the same network. It would be incredibly helpful (and amazing) if they fixed this glitch. Overall I love playing it, however that one glitch puts a stick in my plans to play with my bf. I do recommend, however they do need to fix this glitch.
Better on computer.
The game itself is fun, but translates poorly to a small phone touchscreen. Word choices are tiny and all crammed together. Pair this wit a shirt turn timer, and you get frequent mistakes.
enjoy the company of a disturbing guest star, featuring the original voice of Rick Hunter! That is, if you can figure out how to unlock him ... And if you hadn’t had enough of weird characters saying absurd and unpleasant things, check out the new game in the series
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