This is a fun game that tests your skills. A man escapes from his marriage until loses and gets married. Is just a joke! Not offensive! Suitable for bachelor party but also at any other time:-) Good luck!
Great practice for marriage
I have never married, but have long wondered what it’s like, how many brides I can have, etc. This app is a realistic, albeit virtual, environment in which to explore the wife capture process. On my first attempt, I thought I wanted to collect the gifts that the brides were dropping, but WATCH OUT, those are bullets raining down on you, dawgydawg. I scored zero brides. I tried again, this time shooting brides out of the sky (they are not hurt because this is just a game; they are converted into points and they direct deposit into your virtual bride bank). This time, I got 60 brides. I took screenshot to boast about my brides. By the time you are reading this, I will have upwards of 60,000,000,000,000 brides. Basically, what I have learned about the real world and brides is that if you don’t move fast, flocks of unspoken-for brides will unite to destroy you. If you want to be a successful, bride-rich husband, you cannot waste time evaluating the brides and deliberating. That is death. That is zero brides. Get married now, think later or die trying, dawgydawg. Good luck, king.
This app has been updated by Apple to use the latest Apple signing certificate.
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