United States*** JOIN THE TEAM OF MORE THAN 10 MILLON MILKERS FOR FREEEEE!*** Have you ever milked the cow? Check how fast you can milk her and compete with your friends through the Game Center in live multiplayer mode!! :) Get ready for SUPER ADDICTIVE game!!! You'll be milking the cow until you find that your device and your fingers are burning!!! If you like milking cow please rate it on app store. It motivates cow to give more milk :) Thanks!!
This game is rlly fun
My gf has this game on her phone and its rlly entertaining she beat me by a lot but thats okay please download so your partner is happy with you :33
United StatesMilk the Cow
I saw this game on the App Store, 3 years ago. My friends were over, having a few beers, looking at the App Store to find some fun games. Udders caught my eye. I saw a game called “Milk the Cow” and decided to give it a shot. This game got me hooked immediately. I couldn’t stop. It was a constant race to get a better, faster score. I was addicted. During work, I was milking. During mealtimes, I was milking. When I was supposed to be shopping, I was milking. I lost sleep. So much, in fact, that I got tuberculosis and polio. My wife couldn’t stand my obsession with this game. She left me and took the kids. But that couldn’t stop my addiction. I was fired from my job because I was milking instead of working. I stopped paying my bills because I was stroking those udders. I got kicked out of my house. I was now homeless. I turned to hard drugs. I looked on the Milk the Cow leaderboard, and discovered what I looking for. I found cocaine dealers, heroin dealers, even meth dealers. Every penny I made from begging on the streets went towards drugs. It was what I lived for. With one exception… Milk the Cow 10/10 would recommend! When sequel?
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